The Wispywart of forever replied gently to his Princess Queeeen, saying "WE SHALL GO TO A PLACE THAT PLEASES YOU, AND IT WILL PLEASE YOU MIGHTILY AS IT WILL BE WORM, MY PRINCESS QUEEEEEN."

The princess was happy, and as she was happy, it rained all the way to this worm place. She say "I hope it may be a nice place to live, Wispywart, mah love." "OH, IT SHALL BE A WANDERFUL WORM PLACE, MAH LOVE."

So they journeyed to this worm place. And it was worm.

Then, Death showed hisself for the horrible horrible Death he was. He told Rugbeater something so frightening, so scary that she died, because, heck, he was Death. Duhh. Idiot. Die.

"I HAVE SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE HORRIBLY FRIGHTENING THAT YOU SHALL DIE FROM THE SCARY-NESS. ARE YOU READY, RUGBEATER? FOR THE HORRIBLE FRIGHTENING SCARY-NESS?"

"Oh, I am ready, mah love."

"I....AM.....NOT....AMUUUUUUSED."

"Oh....noooooooooooooooooooes!" She exclaimed, while letting out a horrible scream that could be heard 'round the world. And with that, she died.